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before the USDA approves the meat.

This is how scientifically tests all cows used to make
Final Frontier Jerky.

Cow AG#35879002: Honest, cud-chewing cow.  Works hard. Always on time, no trouble.
Cow BH#90673415: Parties hard.  Has unprotected sex.  Uses drugs.  Driven insane by peer pressure.
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Click on the image above to hear the test for a mad cow.

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